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Monday, October 5, 2009

Bikini Baristas in Everett, Washington



Everett Police have decided to target the Bikini huts around town. No longer will you be able to take in a flash or sneak in a grab. That sucks! Hey! Wait a minute! I frequented all sorts of pastie stands and never once did I get flashed. Damn it, Damn it, Damn it!
Now knowing I did not get flashed one will also note that I never got to grab a breast either. Maybe I did not tip enough. Actually I never tipped any more than normal. One dollar just like I always have.
So I see on the news somebody offered up $80.00 for either a flash or a grab. That should have been the first clue this was a sting operation, but in these times who would not flaunt their breast for $80.00? What a bunch of entrapment that was. We live in a world where people are having sex on video for way less. Sign here.
, initial there. I say if the woman wants to flash her breast and get paid....let her do it. But here in Everett, the bikini baristas are faced with penalties for lewd behavior. OMG. Heaven forbid a kid might see breast. It might do him some good. With all of the EMO boys kissing on each other, and gay rights movements; Why can't we see some good old fashioned breast! Lets look at this from a different perspective. If I was never propositioned, was it because I never asked to be? If that is the case; Did the Cops have to ask in order to be in the presence of hookers? Finally, if you have to ask in order to be propositioned; then aren't you essentially getting what you asked for? Hence that is the root of capitalism.
Do not get me wrong, everyone has the right to orient themselves in the sexual manor they want. I am all for gay people staying gay. On the other hand I want to stay straight too! I would appreciate my children growing up straight as well. When faced with the exposure of the naked body, it opens up the pathway for discussion. My teenage son goes through the drive-thru and suddenly the pathway for all sorts of parenting conversations are opened up. We can discuss sexuality, safe sex, and even sexual orientation and personal relationships.
This opens the the door to discuss how sex can be used as a tool to extort money and power. It opens the door to discuss with my daughter the beauty of her body and the value of self respect. We can also discuss the potential for misunderstandings about kindness in the service industry. How Women in the service industry are so kind and men sometimes misinterpret it as an invitation to sexual promiscuity. If more men came to realize that the women are performing a job, this would not be an issue.
The point I really wanted to make is a lot more simple than all of this. The government is stepping in, right now, and taking even more things away. We are unable to make our own decisions as to what we can see or how we are "entertained". We can not be trusted to parent our children, so the government makes sure those situations are hidden, private, and TABOO. The more taboo things are, the less likely we will discuss them around the diner table. The less likely that is, the less likely our children will be to open up to us. Thank you so much you conservative A-holes

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